9 High Functioning Accessories We Saw from the Gucci Show

Nothing says "you've made it" like folding your laundry in Gucci slippers. 

They say trends always come back, so here is a bonnet that women wore in the 1840's. Let's see if this trend resurfaces. Never say never!

Nothing says Monday morning like walking into the office with a bedazzled combat helmet ready to seize the day

Perfect, a way to present my teen angst (now adult angst) in the form of sunglasses with a red tear drop.

Party on the Moon? Gucci's got you covered.

A Victorian shoe with a hint of traffic light-esque ornamentations, coming to a club night near you.

Sigh, a gorgeous tote. Nothing more, nothing less.

Who'da thought to pair a conical hat with leather dominatrix choker? This is the new peanut butter and jelly in my book. 

An exotic briefcase to hold all of my many files, that I will carry to all of my many meetings.