The Yeezy Guidebook: 38 (Hilarious) Model Dos And Don'ts

The Yeezy Guidebook: 38 (Hilarious) Model Dos And Don'ts

Remember - #38 Do not ever look at the Jumbotron

The working life of a model is actually pretty gruelling – the working life of a YEEZY model is completely insane.

For Kanye’s Season 3 show, the models – of which there were 1000, directed by Vanessa Beacroft – were given a set of strict instructions.

Model rules are kind of a norm, but we’ve never seen anything like this before… 

1. Quiet please

2. No whisper

3. No smile

4. No dancing

5. No sing, unless instructed

6. No eye contact

7. No acting

8. No fast movements

9. No slow movements

10. No sharp moves

11. Natural movement

12. Show pride

13. Hold your position

14. Stay in character

15. Alternate between attention and ease

16. No sitting down all at the same time

17. Do not make the same movements at the same time

18. If you want to move, you can shift your weight

19. If you are tired, sit down or lie down

20. Concentrate, focus

21. Do not look at camera

22. Hold positions until the end of the show

23. Do not take off your clothes or shoes

24. Loosen up no stiffness

25. Do not be casual

26. Stand straight

27. No sexy posing

28. Do not act cool

29. You are a picture

30. Be calm, be strong, be neutral

31. Behave as if no one was in the room

32. Do not break the rules

33. Know that your actions reflect within the group

34. Your behavior affects the conduct of others

35. Be aware of others and precautions

36. Before the end of the performance get up stand straight at attention

37. Keep your assigned position on the floor

38. Do not ever look at the Jumbotron

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