The internet’s latest obsession is a choker from ASOS. On first look it’s fairly PG but it’s actually kind of suspect, and that hasn’t gone unnoticed.

The USP of the ‘Glow In The Dark Dripping Blood Choker’ is that it is - shock - glow in the dark. In normal light the blood is white... A white liquid around the neck? It was always going to be a bit of a risk.


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Far from putting us off, we think the slight design fail only makes it more amusing, and us more inclined to wear it this Halloween as part of our how-little-can-we-get-away-with-doing costume. 


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Other things we’d recommend if you also hate Halloween and find the prospect of adults dressing up and spending their week’s food shop to get into a normal venue covered in white ‘spider web’ totally absurd? Try this year’s biggest Halloween make-up trends like knifeliner and slimeliner; two genius hacks that involve drawing slightly unsavory pictures onto your eyelids.

For £5, we'd buy this pearl necklace - sorry, Glow In The Dark Dripping Blood Choker - in an instant.

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