Taylor Swift, we’re gonna let you finish, but you’ve had one of the best relationship histories of ALL time.
Before Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris were Instagram-official (see ya, Talvin) Taylor had relationships with One Direction lothario Harry Styles, Jake Gyllenhaal and even Taylor Lautner (that must have been confusing), cementing her status as one of the most in-demand musicians in the world.
I mean, we can’t blame them – Taylor is an award-winning singer-songwriter, stellar performer and one of the hardest working women in music right now, as well as a feminist spokesperson, fashion icon and BFF to the likes of Selena Gomez, Lorde and Lena Dunham. She’s also a mega-cute girlfriend, if her romance with Calvin Harris (real name = Adam Wiles, you can see more celebrity real names here) was anything to go by – talk about #relationshipgoals.
But what happens after the break up? Sure, relationships don’t always work out, but you better be prepared to hear all about it on Taylor’s next album – the country songstress turned pop megastar takes her heartbreak (or revenge) out in her music. I Knew You Were Trouble? Harry Styles, she was looking at you. And as for Jake Gyllenhaal, We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together sent a pretty strong message… Tom Hiddleston, watch your back.
So who’s spent time as Taylor Swift’s other half so far? We’ve compiled the definitive timeline of Taylor Swift’s love life, and click through to find out the tracks you can hear about them in…
Tom Hiddleston (June 2016 - September 2016)
Calvin Harris (March 2015 - June 2016)
Harry Styles (December 2012 – January 2013)
Jake Gyllenhaal (October 2010 – January 2011)
John Mayer (November 2009 – February 2010)
Taylor Lautner (August 2009 – November 2009)
Joe Jonas (July 2008 – October 2008)
If any of these shocked you, we hope you’re sitting down for the most unlikely celebrity relationships EVER