That is CLASSIC VB

That is CLASSIC VB

Victoria Beckham is many things – a properly amazing designer, a cute mum-of-four and one-fifth of one of the coolest (back in the day) girl groups in history – BUT, as she says herself, she doesn't exude let's-go-to-the-pub-and-chill-out fun.

It’s all pout, contouring, black dresses and shoulder (you know, that pose), and saying things like her worst nightmare is being pictured in flats. But sometimes there are flashes of real human hilarity. 

Urrrm, the latest being this jiving at Eva Longoria's wedding, captured by Mario Lopez. Get down with your bad self, VB.  

 

 

That's after these KILLER dance moves in Mexico. Dance routines on holiday? We're more similar than we thought.

 

Here's why we've decided we really want to be mates with VB...

1. She's aware of how she comes across (even though you can't really say you're the opposite of a miserable cow, it must be kind of annoying to have that rep).

'They have this impression that I'm this miserable cow who doesn't smile. But I'm actually quite the opposite' W Magazine

2. She sees your high-leg mocking, and responds with this


 

3. That time she dressed up as a Minion...


 

4. Her pretty funny observation about her own style.

'I'm so camp. I'm such a gay man trying to get out.' ELLE
 

5. Her cutting view on wedding flowers. DON'T mention carnations.

'All white flowers at a wedding always look lovely but, for heaven's sake, don't include carnations – they are far too petrol station for your special day.' That Extra Half Inch
 

6. When she mocks Brooklyn for his turn-ups (fair dos)...


 

7. Her down-to-earth view on her family...

'Three boys. I think it's less about parenting now for me and more about crowd control' The Ellen DeGeneres Show
 

8. Her frankness when talking about her shoes de choix...

'They're not that hard to walk in ... They're not uncomfortable! [But] you have to go to a sex shop to get this spray to polish them.' Harper’s Bazaar
 

9. That time she hung herself on a coat hanger (on a rail debuting her dreamy pre-fall 2016 collection).


 

10. How she deals with being married to David Beckham...

'They always say, 'My God David is so handsome, he's gorgeous, he's so good looking, and she's so funny.' Basically that means you're a pig with a sense of humoUr.'  Coming To America
 

11. She's pretty cool about how the public think of her...

'Contrary to rumour, sometimes I can be quite a laugh' The Guardian
 

12. She's got over not being totally picture perfect ALL the time (even though that doesn't really count as frizz, more intense tousle).


 

13. She's funny about her Spice Girl days...

'The answer to everything! #whatwouldposhdo’, not only have we now got a new response to everything, but also a new motto for dilemmas in life!’'
 

14. She's open about how conscious she is of her appearance... 

'I don’t want to be seen smiling, having fun, or eating.'
 

15. She's comfortable larking around with her team...


 

16. She's openly kind of ridiculous...

'I just can’t concentrate in flats.'
 

17. She can laugh at herself...

'I was never going to give Mariah Carey any competition.'


18. She's become quite the Instagram jester...


19. And again...


20. She's even getting Team VB doing the 'electric slide'...


21. When those 'ballet classes [were] paying off'... #Skills


22. 'They used to turn it off and just let the others sing. I got the last laugh - and now my mic is well and truly on, finally' - on her mic being turned off during her Spice Girls days.

22. 'I was always the one that loved fashion and it was quite a result for me because the girls always used to get their clothes for free because they were crap and so there was a lot of budget for me to have my little Gucci dress.' - on her Spice Girls fashion choices.

23. NOBODY does 'casual relaxing' like VB

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Views on flat shoes aside, VB is more similar to us than we thought... And she's even done a U-turn on them! We think we'd be mates.