Sarah Jessica Parker Has Shattered Our Hopes And Dreams Into A Million Pieces

Sarah Jessica Parker Has Shattered Our Hopes And Dreams Into A Million Pieces

Sex and the City 3 — it was nice knowing you...

Sarah Jessica Parker sent the worldwide female population into an unmitigated frenzy yesterday when she shared a snap of herself on Instagram carrying a Bloomingdale's Medium Brown Bag complete with the titillating caption; 'Well. I guess the cat's out of the (little brown) bag. As usual, we will keep you posted on every detail as we are able. I'm under a strict gag order until then. Xx, Sj'. And we don't need to tell you what we all thought that alluded to...

The most seasoned among you will know that Bloomingdale's just so happens to be the favourite store of Carrie Bradshaw — the iconic character the 50-year-old actress played in the cult TV show Sex and the City. And, after a very alluding Twitter exchange with her former cast-mates on Twitter earlier this year, everyone anticipated that Sarah was hinting that a third SATC film was in the works. However, we're sorry to tell you that it doesn't seem to be the case. *Sobs*

Taking once again to her Instagram account, Sarah shared a snap of herself standing on the bonnet of a yellow New York taxi rocking a sexy little black dress and gorgeous purple strap heels. How very Carrie of her, right? 

However, that's when we noticed the accompanying caption: 'Won't mix business with pleasure. For any and all details, pop over to @sjpcollection. Yours forever, Sj x'. Sarah, we don't like the sound of this... 

After following her orders, we were met with another post, this time with Sarah Jessica Parker standing atop of the actual Bloomingdale's sign, underneath which she wrote: 'Pinch me, I'm dreaming. After months and months of sworn secrecy, I can finally shout the news from the rooftop. Or even better, from the iconic @bloomingdales awning. Welcome to New York, @sjpcollection. You're going to love it here. Finally, a permanent home in NYC.'

That's right guys, there is no Sex and the City 3. No film. No Manolo's. No Carrie. Nada. Instead, Sarah was celebrating the fact that her namesake shoe line SJP Collection — as gorgeous as it is — has been picked up by the iconic Bloomingdale's in what will be its first New York stockist. 

Sure, it's great news and we're happy for her but we can't mask the fact that our LIVE HAVE BEEN TOTALLY SHATTERED by the fact that SATC 3 is no more. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted... 

 
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