Kourtney Kardashian, we love you, and we’re tired of you being so underrated. Sure, Kim might have the ass and Khloe might have the sass, but you have the driest sense of humour in the entire Kardashian-Jenner clan.
First off, she’s not afraid to call out her sisters on everything (from their outfits to Kim’s ugly crying face). Second, she knows her own worth – if you don’t love yourself, who will?! Thirdly, Kourtney is the master of throwing low-key shade at pretty much every life situation, including public transport.
Need a reminder? Here are 23 times Kourtney Kardashian was our favourite Kardashian of all time.
1. When she verbalised the phone call feels we ALL get
2. In fact, just conversations in general
3. That time she was done with her sisters’ egos
4. Do NOT get on Kourtney’s nerves
5. You should be lucky she’s even with you
6. No friends? No problem
7. Synchronised crisp-in-bed eating? That’s REAL #relationshipgoals right there
8. Sometimes, you just don’t need words…
9. Public transport or food?
10. I mean, don’t try and hide it Kourt
11. Sisterly love
12. (She’s still not listening, by the way)
13. How to deal when your mum is doing a photoshoot in the pool?
14. Sometimes people need to be told
15. She’s always ready with an honest opinion
16. She loves Kim’s crying face almost as much as us
17. She knows her own worth
18. Positive vibes only
19. She owns her breasts
20. HINT HINT
21. Her house, her rules
22. She’s not afraid to get slap happy
23. But she still knows how to have a good time
Has Kourtney won you over, or are you still craving more of that Kardashian sass? These Khloe Kardashian quotes will be the best thing you read all day