We Can't EVEN...

We Can't EVEN...

Kim Kardashian really is something else… Kudos to the woman — she’s earned $85 million and 64 million Insta-followers on being Paris Hilton's stylist, reality TV, more than your fair share of sisters and an unhealthy social media obsession.

Even next to Kanye and the Kardashians, the essence of Kim K-ness shines bright. Here are 25 things only she would have done…

1.    Wear a leather jacket with own selfies painted on (twice).


2.    Create her own emoji app and then call it a portmanteau of her name and emojis — Kimojis.


3. Have to make an emergency landing in her helicopter - in Iceland - in a tundra (turns out the problem was a rattling seatbelt...) 


4.    Start a totally naked selfie trend in the name of female empowerment and then get the whole famous female population to weigh in on either side.


5.    Wear a lace sheer dress TWICE while eight months pregnant (but you go girl, wear whatever you want while pregnant).


6.    Be able to bail Kanye (or anyone) out of $53 million worth of debt.

7.    Kick Kris Jenner out of her own house just because your own refurb is taking longer than expected.

8.    Call your children North West and Saint.



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9.    Climb the career ladder in the most insane way, surpassing everyone she used to work for. See ya, Paris.

10.    Be really famous and have a music video that everyone completely forgets about all the time.

11. Publishes a selfie book (because that’s not a thing) called Selfish — which includes 115 cleavage pics.

12. Have a daughter with North West level of sass.


13. Dye her hair totally 100% bleached blonde — just for fashion week and a grand total of about four days. 


14. Out ridiculous all the other Kardashians at the Yeezy Season 3 show… For real.


15. Announce the birth of a child with an emoji Instagram.


16. Take 1,200 selfies in one day.

17. Let her daughter paint on a $60,000 handbag.

18. Show the world the behind the ‘scenes’ workings of her tit tape.


19. Have a baby shower where everyone has to wear fake baby bumps.

20. Make the vampire facial (a procedure where blood from your arm is separated in to cells and plasma and the latter part is injected into your face) famous.

21. Used a Hermes Birkin as a nappy bag.

22. Start of a women hate fest on Twitter on International Women’s Day.

23. Pioneer the camel milk trend.

24. Break the internet. 

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25. Getting woken up by an orchestra on Mother's Day... Smooth, Kanye, very smooth. #HouseTidinessGoals