24 Things ONLY Kim Kardashian Would Do...

24 Things ONLY Kim Kardashian Would Do...

Sometimes Kim K is just TOO Kim K for words…

Kim Kardashian really is something else… Kudos to the woman — she’s earned $150 million and 87.9 million Insta-followers on being Paris Hilton's stylist, reality TV, more than your fair share of sisters and an unhealthy social media obsession.

Even next to Kanye and the Kardashians, the essence of Kim K-ness shines bright. Here are 25 things only she would have done…

1. Writhe around in a desert wearing the new Yeezy collection with her sister (for 032c).


Kim Kardashian and Khloé Kardashian 📸 @mertalas and @macpiggot for new winter issue of #032c. THIS IS THE LIMIT The place somewhere outside of some city. This is the dirt of that limit. The pulverized stone crushed into microprocessors. This is the face of that limit. The scaffolding that holds up a network of desire. This is the machine of that limit. A nondescript of office designing apparel for the 21st century. This is New Abu Dhabi. Since its beginning, California has been a border zone. Its landscape requires tools that deal with the edge of the known. The denim jean, suburban planning, and the personal computer were invented here. This border’s sand is the raw matter of our silicon infrastructure. As frontiers continue to shatter and contract into flattened mosaics of information, it has become more difficult to find the limit. Places like #Calabasas, an exurban sprawl located between Hollywood and Malibu, become the unlikely stage for vast ENERGY EXPERIMENTS. Calabasas is the Bethlehem of reality television and the location of @kanyewest 's Yeezy studio, an industrial space with Intel as its neighbor. The studio is a testing site for a new type of uniform, a search for the base unit of clothing. in 2016, he and Kim Kardashian West broke ground on a new Calabasas home by @axelvervoordt that remains under construction. There, they were joined by #TravisScott, #khloekardashian #AminaBlue, #YoungLord, #HafiiaMira, and #GraceBol to model the #YEEZY season 3 collection. ORDER/SUBSCRIBE 032c @ STORE.032c.COM #kimkardashian #kanyewest #helmutlanglegacy #yeezyseason

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2.    Wear a leather jacket with own selfies painted on (twice).


3.    Create her own emoji app and then call it a portmanteau of her name and emojis — Kimojis.



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4.    Start a totally naked selfie trend in the name of female empowerment and then get the whole famous female population to weigh in on either side.


When you're like I have nothing to wear LOL

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5.    Wear a lace sheer dress TWICE while eight months pregnant (but you go girl, wear whatever you want while pregnant).


LACMA LOOK- Givenchy & Lorraine Schwartz

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6.    Be able to bail Kanye (or anyone) out of $53 million worth of debt.

7.    Kick Kris Jenner out of her own house just because your own refurb is taking longer than expected.

8.    Call your children North West and Saint.



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9.    Climb the career ladder in the most insane way, surpassing everyone she used to work for. See ya, Paris.

10.    Be really famous and have a music video that everyone completely forgets about all the time.

11. Publishes a selfie book (because that’s not a thing) called Selfish — which includes 115 cleavage pics.

12. Have a daughter with North West level of sass.


Missing NYC

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13. Dye her hair totally 100% bleached blonde — just for fashion week and a grand total of about four days. 


Paris flashback BTS on my app! #LinkInBio

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14. Out ridiculous all the other Kardashians at the Yeezy Season 3 show… For real.


15. Announce the birth of a child with an emoji Instagram.



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16. Take 1,200 selfies in one day.

17. Let her daughter paint on a $60,000 handbag.

18. Show the world the behind the ‘scenes’ workings of her tit tape.


Today on my app see the red carpet cleavage tape trick I've been doing for years!

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19. Have a baby shower where everyone has to wear fake baby bumps.

20. Make the vampire facial (a procedure where blood from your arm is separated in to cells and plasma and the latter part is injected into your face) famous.

21. Used a Hermes Birkin as a nappy bag.

22. Start of a women hate fest on Twitter on International Women’s Day.

23. Pioneer the camel milk trend.

24. Break the internet. 

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