Khloe Kardashian's sassiest ever quotes

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Khloe Kardashian has a way with words – whether she’s talking about her Kardashian sisters, life drama or how to rock ghetto hoop, Khloe is 100% our daily inspiration when it comes to taking life with a pinch of sass. That Kardashian workout routine might be a bit much, though... 

Here’s how to deal with life like Khloe Kardashian, in her own words..

“Nobody ever wrote a song about a small a**”

Kris: “Remember when Kim did her song Jam?”

Khloe: “Mom, it’s haunting me for the rest of my life”

“I am gonna turn into an alcoholic tonight”

“Oh stop. This is torture. I can’t”.

On Kourtney: “Wow, my sister has changed. She used to whip her boobs out for no reason. Now she does it to feed her child”

Answering the phone to Kris: “Hi Satan!”

“If I sweat on Oprah, I’m gonna just die”

On Scott:

On Kris’s facelift: “Your neck doesn’t look like leather anymore!”

Kris: “You don’t always get what you want”.

Khloe: “Ew”.

“It’s a shame how good looking I am”.

Kim: “Well isn’t Kendall turning into a mini Khloe”.

Khloe: “Well that’s a great thing for her, career wise”.

“You gotta have a little ghetto in your life”

“All men seriously suck”

On Kim: “She’s haunting me”

“Sometimes a b*tch snaps”

“I want you to take an STD test cos I’m sure you have a few of those”

“Can I get an amen”

"Don’t go into the ocean while on your period because a shark is going to attack you."

“Damned if I’m drunk, damned if I’m not”

“Don’t be a d*ck”

To Kourtney: "Are you going to be a boring wh*re your whole life?"

On Kim’s pregnancy: "A little bun in the oven. Your ass is gonna be so big."

"Now I slore it up in public, and that's the way it should be"

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