Jamie Dornan Has Apparently Failed To Impress Kim Cattrall...

Jamie Dornan Has Apparently Failed To Impress Kim Cattrall...

Even with *those* abs? We're completely stumped...

Ever since Jamie Dornan was initially cast as Christian Grey in the blockbuster that is Fifty Shades of Grey (you know, just in case you hadn't heard...) it's fair to say that he's had women falling at his feet — a notion that has only intensified in a literal sense since the film hit cinemas back in February. 

However, it seems like his charm, rugged features and dem abs have been totally lost on someone...

Let's face it, if anyone knows about steamy on-screen presence it's Sex and the City's Kim Cattrall, who became infamous for her role in the '90s through to '00s sitcom as the lust-crazed Samantha Jones who counted floggers and sex swings among her standard bedroom antics. 

Quizzed by the Independent on Fifty Shades and, of course, the film's leading man, Kim revealed that she wasn't all that enamoured with Mr Dornan. Yes, REALLY. 

The 58-year-old said: 'Maybe it's my age, but he doesn't look like a man to me. He looks like a young boy. I like men to look like men.' Hit him where it hurts, eh Kim? However, she wasn't through with the Irish heartthrob just yet... 

'I saw the preview, and you know they say in three seconds you can tell if you find someone attractive or not? Well, I just thought, "no".' 

In the confidence-denting stakes, we reckon that last blow ought to do it. 

Now, if you were wondering just who Kim would have liked to have seen take on the risque role, it's definitely NOT who you'd expect. Not in a million years. Not by a long shot. 

Kim said: 'Now, if he were Brendan Gleeson — well, there's a little something going on there, you know. The twinkle in the eye...' 

Presumably she's not referring to the, granted very shiny, glass eye Gleeson sports as Mad-Eye Moody in Harry Potter. At least, we can hope that's not what she's referring to.

We can only pray that Kim Cattrall doesn't find herself in the casting director's chair of Fifty Shades Darker... 

Don't worry Jamie; we still love you. In fact, we've already counted the ways...

 
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