1) The 'it's like you're photoshopped' bod
2) Coupled with the 'why is that even a big deal? Don't be so shallow, I'm all about what's on the inside' face
3) The looking insanely hot in a breton tank top and glasses thing
4) But also scrubbing up really, really well
5) REALLY well
6) He's into music. Oh to be that guitar
7) And clapping sexily at the Golden Globes
8) And rowing angrily with facial hair
9) He's always happy to be the designated driver
10) And can work double denim
11) Could anybody else make a quilted jacket with a gold SCORPION on the back look hot?
12) He's got a great sense of humour
13) He's terribly protective
15) And really loves your outfit
16) He's a big fan of dancing
18) He's a very good kisser
19) Even when it's raining
20) Or the tide's coming in
21) Or he can't locate his shirt
22) He would really like us to come swimming with him
23) And he doesn't want us to go
24) That's OK we won't
25) OK, Ryan, we understand
26) That's sweet...
Oh wait, you were talking to her?
Not jealous at all. Happy birthday Eva!