13 Times Our Crush On Chris Pratt Got Totally Out Of Hand

13 Times Our Crush On Chris Pratt Got Totally Out Of Hand

Chris Pratt is the man currently featuring as the protagonist in all of our NSFW dreams, and it's not hard to see why...

Chris Pratt is a man who we just so happen to be in love with. You'll probably know him as the bloke in that new Jurassic World film which your boyfriend/husband/best friend who's into action/adventure/dinosaur movies wants to see. But really, he's so much more than just another macho man; this guy's the full crush-worthy package. 

You want good looks? He's got 'em. A rippling bod? Yep. That all-important sense of humour? In BUCKET-LOADS. In short, he's dreamy.

While he's been in the acting industry a long while, Chris' career really kicked off when he landed one of the best roles in US TV series Parks and Recreation, which led to him securing the lead role in 2014's The Guardians of the Galaxy, where his heartthrob status was forever cemented.

Unable to get him out of our heads, we've counted the reasons and moments that have made our Chris Pratt crush go from innocent admiration to worryingly obsessive...

1. That time he played the piano and all of our troubles melted away

2. When we realised he's married to Anna Faris (AKA The House Bunny/Cindy in Scary Movie). Because if we're going to lose out on him, we want it to be to someone like her...

3. That time he made this *hilarious* preemptive apology

I want to make a heartfelt apology for whatever it is I end up accidentally saying during the forthcoming #JurassicWorld...

Posted by Chris Pratt on Friday, May 22, 2015

4. When he looked at his wife like this...

5. And this...

6. And did THIS

7. When we wanted to be that perfume peel-back so badly...

8. We'd definitely let him bark orders like this at us...

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#JurassicWorld #JurassicWorldGlobalPressTour you had better get this right!!!!

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9. That time he almost lost an eye to a raccoon, because his safety is important to us

10. When we knew it'd be ok for him to see us mid-pampering session because he totes gets it...

11. That time he made a tatty Grandad shirt look hella' hot 

12. That time he teamed up with fellow hot Chris (Evans) dressed as their superhero characters to make some sick kids super-happy on TWO DIFFERENT OCCASIONS...

Chris Evans as Captain America

Chris Pratt as Peter 'Star-Lord' Quill

13. That time he ran in high heels because he was so impressed at his co-star Bryce Dallas Howard having to do it for the entirety of Jurassic World. Yep, he's LIVED our struggle...

What a man. 

 
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